Don't worry Jerry, we're just as fed up with Jay Leno as you are.


Nobody likes being No. 2, and Seinfeld clearly couldn't sit back and let another customer purchase the first Acura NSX. It was a long road to victory, and his defeat was undoubtedly heartbreaking.
He started slowly, at first offering $20 to his counterpart, only to be turned down. From offering the last living munchkin (not really) and a dancing holographic monkey (which the customer somehow already has), to doing standup comedy for him on the omelet line and giving him access to his personal city zip line, Seinfeld is determined to own the first car sold.
Then it happens...
Leno flies in on his (not surprising) jet pack and takes the customer on what would be the ride of his life.
Like any other day, Leno once again steals the spotlight with a gaudy performance that irks fans everywhere.
We can't possibly ignore the truth behind this commercial. Seinfeld has lost his touch. He can no longer talk his way out of any situation and persuade those around him with a subtly humorous bravado that goes unnoticed.
It may have been enjoyable to watch him scratch and claw for a win, but we are left wondering what Seinfeld is going to do with owning the second vehicle sold.
His wealthy palms clearly can't be satisfied without No. 1.